Google, you broke my heart (or, Dallas: Day 71)

Considering that I've already bought all the fabric for it, I think I'm going to complete my Wybie cosplay. I may not be going to any cons any time soon, but at the very least, working on Wybie will keep me busy all these evenings at the motel. Who knows, I might still be working here by the time A-kon rolls around. Even if that falls through, it'll give me something to wear for Halloween.
So while I was at Cameron's place yesterday, I made sure to abscond with Katherine's (his waifu) sewing machine. (She said I could borrow it, it's cool.) And I took his Dremel while I was at it. I was a fool to leave my own at home.
After equipping those items, I paid a phone call to a local cosplayer to get some advice on how to sew this material. The NPC said I could find the +2 Purple Needle of Sewing at a Hobby Lobby. So I stopped at the motel to Google the nearest Hobby Lobby and then hit the road.

There was no Hobby Lobby. It was a Big Lots. What the hell? That's not even close! This is the third time you've betrayed me, Google Maps! Last time was that Wal-Mart Optical Laboratory, remember? That's it, we're done! From now on I'm a Yellow Pages man!


Mission 1: Master the bobbin winder.

Thank goodness.

It's jock itch, not herpes. Oh thank goodness. That was a little scary, for a moment.