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Better to have loved and lost . . .
Today is a dark day. I learned that my stripper neighbors are moving out. D:
Sparrow and Domo, I hardly knew you crazy bitches. I almost didn't mind being woken up at 3 am by your loud fights with your boyfriend/pimps in the front yard. Whenever the police or repo man showed up, it was always interesting. I'm sure you lost your deposit for tagging your own house; in a way it was like a public Rorshach test. You made thousands of dollars a week, but owned no furniture.
Your lives are obviously train-wrecks, but they were very entertaining train-wrecks. Plus, you walked around naked alot and that was much appreciated.
Goodbye andtake care! (can't say that since it's not going to happen)
How about:
Goodbye! You were the most interesting neighbors I've ever had!
Sparrow and Domo, I hardly knew you crazy bitches. I almost didn't mind being woken up at 3 am by your loud fights with your boyfriend/pimps in the front yard. Whenever the police or repo man showed up, it was always interesting. I'm sure you lost your deposit for tagging your own house; in a way it was like a public Rorshach test. You made thousands of dollars a week, but owned no furniture.
Your lives are obviously train-wrecks, but they were very entertaining train-wrecks. Plus, you walked around naked alot and that was much appreciated.
Goodbye and
How about:
Goodbye! You were the most interesting neighbors I've ever had!