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Is everyone that works at Thundercloud Subs a long-haired hippie? Don't get me wrong, I love their sammiches, but regardless of which location I go to, the person behind the counter is always some scruffy-looking individual. No hairnets, no disposable gloves, and I think I see sandals too. Last time there was this girl that surprised me. It wasn't the hair on her head that caught my attention, it was the hair on her lip. I was like, "Oh my! You should shave. I'm not trying to be mean, but you reall should. . . SHAVE. That. Thing. Unless you already have a mate who's just as furry as you, you should really shave that. Don't be embarassed to shave, it's more embarassing to pretend that you don't need to shave, like you can't see that in the mirror. I respect your hippie lifestyle, but seriously, honestly, . . . you need to shave that. Oh no, don't touch my food! Can I request another hippie sandwich artist? Aw, no, you touched my food! Aw damn. Okay, I'll pay. . . . but no tip."

P.S. I'm glad that Austin is finally carrying The Onion in print. I was at Dragon's Lair the other day (looking for manga) and noticed The Onion in a little rack by the door. I used to read it online back in high school, until I tired of it's humor. But reading it in print, seemed so much more fun. As if it were a legitimate newspaper or something. The best part was I went to Mikado (a nicer Japanese restaurant) immediately afterwards and left the newspaper in the waiting area. I got a chuckle, imagining some random snooty person picking it up, only to realize it's . . . The Onion!