The Goldfish's Logbook

Someone inadvertently threw down the gauntlet (n/m) so I'm tinkering with this journal page to give it a "unique, personalized feel." Eh, if I were a more creative type, I'd whip up some drawings or motifs to decorate this webpage, but I'm not. The last time I tried my hand at web . . . stuff was my old homepage, years ago. Just a couple weeks ago, I got a few emails from out of nowhere from people commenting on my delapidated homepage. I was surprised; I thought that thing had sunk to the bottom of the digital ocean long ago. It kinda makes me want to update the site, but as lazy as I am, that'll never happen.
Anyways, what I meant to say was that I'm tinkering with the layout of this page, so if it looks like technicolor vomit just close your eyes. It looks perfect with your eyes closed.

P.S. I don't think there's any link from this page to my antiquated homepage, so I might as well offer one now. Note: It hasn't been updated this century (it's more of a time capsule than a webpage), but it might have some interesting nuggets.